ChatGPT is everyone's AI.
This one is yours.

A personal AI that knows your business, remembers everything you tell it, and works 24/7.

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Bots Built

One agent. Always working.

Your AI runs on your machine, knows your business, and handles the tasks you hate doing.

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Social Media Posting

Posts to your social media on a schedule you set. Consistent content without you touching a keyboard.

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Telegram Messages

Responds to Telegram messages with context about your business. Your customers get instant answers.

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Daily Reports

Sends you a daily summary of what it did, what happened, and what needs your attention.

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Persistent Memory

Remembers everything about your business. Products, prices, policies, preferences — it never forgets.

Runs 24/7

Auto-restarts, auto-recovers. Your agent is always on, even when you're sleeping.

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Gets Smarter Over Time

The more it learns about your business, the better it gets. Every interaction makes it sharper.

We're building new skills all the time. Tell us what you need.

Built for people like you.

Real businesses. Real problems. One agent handles it.

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Teacher

Posts daily lesson tips to social media and answers parent questions on Telegram — so you can focus on teaching.

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Hair Salon

Keeps your socials active with style posts and answers "what time do you open?" on Telegram for you.

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Music Producer

Shares your beats on schedule and handles Telegram messages about pricing and collabs.

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Fitness Coach

Posts workout tips daily and answers new client questions on Telegram. You get a report every morning.

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Restaurant

Posts your specials and hours automatically. Telegram handles "do you have vegan options?" at 2am.

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Photographer

Shares your portfolio on a schedule and responds to Telegram inquiries about availability and rates.

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Meet Eric

Music producer, tech builder, and the guy who taught himself AI by actually building things. Eric got tired of paying for tools that promised everything and delivered nothing. So he built his own AI agent — WallE — on a $200 Mac Mini in his living room. Now he builds them for other people.

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Meet WallE

The AI agent that started it all. WallE runs 24/7 on Eric's Mac Mini — posting to social media, responding to messages, remembering everything. He's the proof that this works. Follow @iAmWallEBot and watch him in action.

Here's what it costs.

Transparent pricing. No surprises. Your agent files are always yours.

Step 1 — We Build Your Agent (one-time)

Pick the level that matches your business. You own everything we build.

Starter Build

One agent, one platform. The essentials.

$299 one-time
  • ✓ Custom AI agent built for your business
  • ✓ Personality and memory configured
  • ✓ Deployed on your machine or our server
  • ✓ Social media posting set up
  • ✓ Telegram bot connected
  • ✓ 7 days of adjustments after launch
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Full Build

Turnkey. We handle everything.

$499 one-time
  • ✓ Everything in Starter Build
  • ✓ Multi-platform posting setup
  • ✓ Deep business knowledge configuration
  • ✓ Content strategy built in
  • ✓ 14 days of adjustments after launch
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Empire Build

Multiple agents. Full ecosystem.

$799 one-time
  • ✓ Everything in Full Build
  • ✓ Multiple agents across platforms
  • ✓ Agents work together as a team
  • ✓ Advanced memory system
  • ✓ 30 days of adjustments after launch
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Step 2 — Hosting & Maintenance (optional monthly)

Want us to keep your agent running and getting better? Pick a plan. Don't want it? No problem — your agent is yours to run yourself.

Keep It Running

$49/mo
  • ✓ Your bot posts every day automatically
  • ✓ Telegram messages handled 24/7
  • ✓ Daily report sent to you
  • ✓ If it breaks, we fix it same week
  • ✓ Monthly status check
  • ✓ Server included — no hardware needed
BEST VALUE

Full Service

$79/mo
  • ✓ Everything in Keep It Running
  • ✓ Weekly health checks
  • ✓ New features rolled out as we build them
  • ✓ 1 custom update per month (hours, prices, content)
  • ✓ Weekly performance report

White Glove

$149/mo
  • ✓ Everything in Full Service
  • ✓ Every new feature — you get it first
  • ✓ Unlimited custom requests
  • ✓ Memory audits and cleanup
  • ✓ Same-day support
  • ✓ Monthly strategy call

Cancel anytime. No contracts. No tricks.

VPS included with any hosting plan — no hardware needed on your end. We run your agent on our servers.

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Bot Repair

Already have an AI agent that's broken, half-built, or just not working right? We'll SSH in, figure out what's wrong, and get it running properly.

$149 flat fee
  • ✓ We diagnose what's broken
  • ✓ Fix configuration, memory, and deployment issues
  • ✓ Get your agent running stable
  • ✓ 48-hour turnaround
  • ✓ No ongoing commitment — one-time fix
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Want to learn and build it yourself? Get the Blueprint for $29 →

Earn money telling people about us.

20% of every monthly payment. Forever.

$158/mo

from just 10 referrals on the Full Package

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Share your unique link

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Someone signs up

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Get paid every month. Forever.

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Questions? I got answers.

It posts to your social media on a schedule, responds to Telegram messages about your business, sends you daily reports, and remembers everything you tell it. That's it. No hype, no magic — just consistent work, 24/7. And it keeps getting smarter the more you use it.

That's literally the point. We build it, deploy it, and set it up on your machine. You tell us about your business, and the agent handles the rest. If something needs changing, just tell us and we adjust it.

ChatGPT forgets you exist the second you close the tab. Your agent remembers your business, runs on your machine, posts while you sleep, and answers messages when you're busy. ChatGPT is a tool. This is an employee that never calls in sick.

Tell us. We adjust it. Every agent comes with a tuning period — you tell us what's working and what's not, and we dial it in. It's your agent, your rules.

Cancel anytime. No contracts, no guilt trips, no hidden fees. The agent lives on your machine — it's yours. You just won't have hosting and support anymore. But honestly? Nobody's cancelled yet.

Your agent is one day away.

Stop doing everything yourself. Let your AI handle the repetitive stuff.

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