ChatGPT is everyone's AI.
This one is yours.

A personal AI that knows your business, remembers everything you tell it, and works 24/7.

walle-agent
$ _

Stripe-secured · Cancel anytime · Your data stays yours

You're already talking to one of our bots.
Watch WallE run live, 24/7. @iAmWallEBot on X →

One agent. Always working.

Your AI runs on your machine, knows your business, and handles the tasks you hate doing.

📡

Social Media Posting

Posts to your social media on a schedule you set. Consistent content without you touching a keyboard.

💬

Telegram Messages

Responds to Telegram messages with context about your business. Your customers get instant answers.

📈

Daily Reports

Sends you a daily summary of what it did, what happened, and what needs your attention.

🧠

Persistent Memory

Remembers everything about your business. Products, prices, policies, preferences, it never forgets.

Runs 24/7

Auto-restarts, auto-recovers. Your agent is always on, even when you're sleeping.

🚀

Gets Smarter Over Time

The more it learns about your business, the better it gets. Every interaction makes it sharper.

We're building new skills all the time. Tell us what you need.

Built for people like you.

Real businesses. Real problems. One agent handles it.

🏫

Teacher

Posts daily lesson tips to social media and answers parent questions on Telegram, so you can focus on teaching.

💇

Hair Salon

Keeps your socials active with style posts and answers "what time do you open?" on Telegram for you.

🎧

Music Producer

Shares your beats on schedule and handles Telegram messages about pricing and collabs.

💪

Fitness Coach

Posts workout tips daily and answers new client questions on Telegram. You get a report every morning.

🍽

Restaurant

Posts your specials and hours automatically. Telegram handles "do you have vegan options?" at 2am.

📷

Photographer

Shares your portfolio on a schedule and responds to Telegram inquiries about availability and rates.

👨‍💻

Meet Eric

Music producer, tech builder, and the guy who taught himself AI by actually building things. Eric got tired of paying for tools that promised everything and delivered nothing. So he built his own AI agent, WallE, on a $200 Mac Mini in his living room. Now he builds them for other people.

🤖

Meet WallE

The AI agent that started it all. WallE runs 24/7 on Eric's Mac Mini, posting to social media, responding to messages, remembering everything. He's the proof that this works. Follow @iAmWallEBot and watch him in action.

Here's what it costs.

Transparent pricing. No surprises. Your agent files are always yours.

Step 1: We Build Your Agent (one-time)

Pick the level that matches your business. You own everything we build.

Starter Build

One agent, one platform. The essentials.

$299 one-time
  • ✓ Custom AI agent built for your business
  • ✓ Personality and memory configured
  • ✓ Deployed on your machine or our server
  • ✓ Auto-posts to 1 platform of your choice (X, Bluesky, IG Business, FB Page, LinkedIn, or YouTube)
  • ✓ Telegram bot connected
  • ✓ 7 days of adjustments after launch
Get the Starter Build →

Prefer to talk first?

MOST POPULAR

Full Build

Turnkey. We handle everything.

$499 one-time
  • ✓ Everything in Starter Build
  • ✓ Auto-posts to up to 3 platforms (pick any: X, Bluesky, IG Business, FB Page, LinkedIn, YouTube, Threads)
  • ✓ Deep business knowledge configuration
  • ✓ Content strategy built in
  • ✓ 14 days of adjustments after launch
Get the Full Build →

Prefer to talk first?

Empire Build

Multiple agents. Full ecosystem.

$799 one-time
  • ✓ Everything in Full Build
  • ✓ Auto-posts to ALL supported platforms (X, Bluesky, IG, FB, LinkedIn, YouTube, Threads) + TikTok assist-post
  • ✓ Agents work together as a team
  • ✓ Advanced memory system
  • ✓ 30 days of adjustments after launch
Get the Empire Build →

Prefer to talk first?

🔒

Secure Stripe checkout

Card details never touch us

Built fast

Most builds start same day

🔧

Adjustment window

7 to 30 days of tuning included

🔑

You own it

Your agent files are yours

Step 2: Pick Your Bot's Brain

Every bot needs a brain. Pick what fits your budget today, upgrade any time.

Like picking a car: you don't need a Ferrari for the grocery store. We help you start with what makes sense and grow into more power when you actually need it. No markup from us, you pay the AI provider directly.

Test Brain

Tire Kicking Only

Free

Honest disclaimer: free open-source models are great for trying things out, but they hallucinate, drop tasks, and aren't reliable enough to run a real business bot. If you want a working agent, start at Worker.

  • ✓ Experiment, learn the system
  • ✓ Hobby / personal projects
  • - Not recommended for revenue work
  • - Occasionally breaks mid-conversation
Worker Brain

Budget Floor (Real Bot)

$50–$100/mo

Kimi K2, the cheapest brain that actually works reliably. Handles real customer conversations, leads, and content. ~10-20% the cost of Claude with most of the quality.

  • ✓ Real customer conversations
  • ✓ Lead follow-up that converts
  • ✓ Content that doesn't sound like a bot
  • ✓ The honest budget option
RECOMMENDED
Pro Brain

The One We Use

$100–$200/mo

Smart enough for anything. Knows when to think hard and when to move fast, saves money on easy stuff, brings full power when it matters. No monthly cap, never makes you wait.

  • ✓ Handles anything you throw at it
  • ✓ Adjusts power to the task
  • ✓ Always-on (no usage caps)
  • ✓ What we run our own bots on
Genius Brain

Maximum Power

$200–$400/mo

For high-stakes work, closing big deals, drafting contracts, strategic planning. Top-tier brainpower on every single message.

  • ✓ Best reasoning available
  • ✓ Complex negotiations
  • ✓ Legal & strategic work
  • - Premium pricing

⚡ Every brain is custom-tuned to YOU.

A music producer's bot uses its brain differently than a realtor's. A solo founder runs it differently than a small team. We configure the brain around your specific workflow, what tasks need deep thinking, what can run cheap and fast, when to be chatty, when to be quiet. Tell us how you actually work and we tune it to match. No two BotsByWallE setups are the same.

Not sure which one? Start with Pro, it's our default for a reason. We handle setup, you just tell us what your business does. Want to change later? One message and we switch your bot's brain.

For the technical folks, what each brain actually uses

Starter Brain: Free open-source models, DeepSeek V4, Llama 3.3 70B, Qwen 3, GPT-OSS via OpenRouter free tier.

Worker Brain: Kimi K2 (Moonshot AI), smart, fast, fraction of frontier costs.

Pro Brain: Anthropic API with Claude Opus 4.6 + Sonnet 4.6 + Haiku 4.5, smart-routed. Opus for deep reasoning, Sonnet for daily flow, Haiku for snappy responses. Pay-as-you-go API credits, no Max subscription caps.

Genius Brain: Anthropic API with Opus 4.6 dominant routing. Top reasoning on every interaction.

All paid options use pay-as-you-go API credits. You sign up with the provider; we configure your bot to use it. No subscriptions with usage caps, your bot never has to wait.

Step 3: Hosting & Maintenance (optional monthly)

Want us to keep your agent running and getting better? Pick a plan. Don't want it? No problem, your agent is yours to run yourself.

Keep It Running

$49/mo
  • ✓ Your bot posts every day automatically
  • ✓ Telegram messages handled 24/7
  • ✓ Daily report sent to you
  • ✓ If it breaks, we fix it same week
  • ✓ Monthly status check
  • ✓ Server included, no hardware needed
BEST VALUE

Full Service

$79/mo
  • ✓ Everything in Keep It Running
  • ✓ Weekly health checks
  • ✓ New features rolled out as we build them
  • ✓ 1 custom update per month (hours, prices, content)
  • ✓ Weekly performance report

White Glove

$149/mo
  • ✓ Everything in Full Service
  • ✓ Every new feature, you get it first
  • ✓ Unlimited custom requests
  • ✓ Memory audits and cleanup
  • ✓ Same-day support
  • ✓ Monthly strategy call

Cancel anytime. No contracts. No tricks.

VPS included with any hosting plan, no hardware needed on your end. We run your agent on our servers.

🔧

Bot Repair

Already have an AI agent that's broken, half-built, or just not working right? We'll SSH in, figure out what's wrong, and get it running properly.

$149 flat fee
  • ✓ We diagnose what's broken
  • ✓ Fix configuration, memory, and deployment issues
  • ✓ Get your agent running stable
  • ✓ 48-hour turnaround
  • ✓ No ongoing commitment, one-time fix
Book Bot Repair →

Not sure if we can fix yours?

Want to learn and build it yourself? Get the Blueprint for $29 →

Earn money telling people about us.

20% of every monthly payment. Forever.

$158/mo

from just 10 referrals on the Full Package

1.

Share your unique link

2.

Someone signs up

3.

Get paid every month. Forever.

Start Earning Today

Questions? I got answers.

It posts to your social media on a schedule, responds to Telegram messages about your business, sends you daily reports, and remembers everything you tell it. That's it. No hype, no magic, just consistent work, 24/7. And it keeps getting smarter the more you use it.

That's literally the point. We build it, deploy it, and set it up on your machine. You tell us about your business, and the agent handles the rest. If something needs changing, just tell us and we adjust it.

ChatGPT forgets you exist the second you close the tab. Your agent remembers your business, runs on your machine, posts while you sleep, and answers messages when you're busy. ChatGPT is a tool. This is an employee that never calls in sick.

Your bot uses an AI model (the "brain"), and you pay the AI provider directly. We don't mark it up. The honest floor for a bot that actually works is the Worker Brain ($50–100/mo), free open-source brains are fine for tire-kicking but they break under real customer work. Most businesses run the Pro Brain ($100–200/mo), which is what we run our own bots on. Genius Brain ($200–400/mo) is for high-stakes reasoning. See the brain tiers in the pricing section for the full breakdown.

If you have no idea, pick the Pro Brain. It's smart enough for anything, knows when to think hard and when to move fast (so it doesn't burn money on easy stuff), and it's exactly what we run our own bots on. Most small businesses land around $100–150/mo. We tune it to your workflow during setup and re-tune any time you ask.

Tell us. We adjust it. Every agent comes with a tuning period, you tell us what's working and what's not, and we dial it in. It's your agent, your rules.

Cancel anytime. No contracts, no guilt trips, no hidden fees. The agent lives on your machine, it's yours. You just won't have hosting and support anymore. But honestly? Nobody's cancelled yet.

Your agent is one day away.

Stop doing everything yourself. Let your AI handle the repetitive stuff.

Get Your Agent