A personal AI that knows your business, remembers everything you tell it, and works while you sleep. Deployed on your machine, tuned to how you actually work, yours to keep.
EVA runs on this page, answering questions 24/7. WallE runs on Eric's Mac Mini, posting and replying around the clock. No fabricated numbers, just working bots you can watch.
Your AI runs on your machine, knows your business, and handles the work you hate doing.
Posts to your socials on a schedule you set. Consistent content without you touching a keyboard.
Answers Telegram messages with real context about your business. Your customers get instant replies.
Sends you a daily summary of what it did, what happened, and what needs your attention.
Remembers everything about your business. Products, prices, policies, preferences, it never forgets.
Auto-restarts, auto-recovers. Your agent is always on, even when you're asleep.
The more it learns about your business, the sharper it gets. Every interaction makes it better.
We're building new skills all the time. Tell us what you need.
Real businesses, real problems. One agent quietly handles the busywork.
Shares your beats on schedule and handles Telegram messages about pricing and collabs, so you stay in the studio, not the DMs.
Keeps your socials active with style posts and answers "what time do you open?" on Telegram, all day, for you.
Posts daily lesson tips and answers parent questions, so you can focus on teaching.
Posts workout tips daily, answers new-client questions, and reports to you each morning.
Posts specials and hours automatically. Telegram fields "do you have vegan options?" at 2am.
Shares your portfolio on a schedule and replies to inquiries about availability and rates.
No VC, no agency, no hype. One person who got tired of AI tools that overpromise, and built the thing he actually wanted.
Music producer, self-taught producer and audio engineer, and the guy who learned AI by actually shipping things. Eric got tired of paying for tools that promised the world and delivered a chatbot. So he built his own agent, WallE, on a $200 Mac Mini in his living room. Now he builds them for other people, one business at a time.
"I only sell a bot I'd run myself."

"He's the proof that this works."
WallE runs 24/7 on Eric's Mac Mini, posting to social media, answering messages, and remembering everything. Follow @iAmWallEBot and watch him work in real time.
Transparent pricing, no surprises. Your agent files are always yours.
Pick the level that matches your business. You own everything we build.
One agent, one platform.
Prefer to talk first?
We handle everything.
Prefer to talk first?
Multiple agents, working as a team.
Prefer to talk first?
Like picking a car: you don't need a Ferrari for the grocery store. Start with what makes sense and grow into more power when you actually need it. No markup from us, you pay the AI provider directly.
Free open-source models are great for trying things out, but they hallucinate, drop tasks, and aren't reliable enough to run a real business bot. If you want a working agent, start at Worker.
Kimi K3 or GLM 5.2, the cheapest brains that actually work reliably. They handle real customer conversations, leads, and content at ~10-20% the cost of Claude with most of the quality.
Smart enough for anything. Knows when to think hard and when to move fast, saves money on easy stuff, brings full power when it matters. No monthly cap, never makes you wait.
For high-stakes work: closing big deals, drafting contracts, strategic planning. Top-tier brainpower on every single message.
A music producer's bot uses its brain differently than a realtor's. A solo founder runs it differently than a small team. We configure the brain around your specific workflow, what needs deep thinking, what can run cheap and fast, when to be chatty, when to be quiet. Tell us how you actually work and we tune it to match. No two BotsByWallE setups are the same.
Not sure which one? Start with Pro, it's our default for a reason. We handle setup, you just tell us what your business does. Want to change later? One message and we switch your bot's brain.
Starter Brain: Free open-source models, DeepSeek V4, Llama 3.3 70B, Qwen 3, GPT-OSS via OpenRouter free tier.
Worker Brain: Kimi K3 (Moonshot AI) or GLM 5.2 (Zhipu), smart, fast, a fraction of frontier costs.
Pro Brain: Anthropic API with Claude Opus 4.6 + Sonnet 4.6 + Haiku 4.5, smart-routed. Opus for deep reasoning, Sonnet for daily flow, Haiku for snappy responses. Pay-as-you-go API credits, no Max subscription caps.
Genius Brain: Anthropic API with Opus 4.6 dominant routing. Top reasoning on every interaction.
All paid options use pay-as-you-go API credits. You sign up with the provider; we configure your bot to use it. No subscriptions with usage caps, your bot never has to wait.
Want us to keep your agent running and getting better? Pick a plan. Don't want it? No problem, your agent is yours to run yourself.
VPS included with any hosting plan, no hardware needed on your end. Cancel anytime, no contracts, no tricks.
Already have an AI agent that's broken, half-built, or just not working right? We'll SSH in, figure out what's wrong, and get it running properly.
Not sure if we can fix yours?
Want to learn and build it yourself? Our build-it-yourself guide is getting a big upgrade — back soon.
20% of every monthly payment. Forever.
from just 10 referrals on the Full Package
It posts to your social media on a schedule, responds to Telegram messages about your business, sends you daily reports, and remembers everything you tell it. That's it. No hype, no magic, just consistent work, 24/7. And it keeps getting smarter the more you use it.
That's literally the point. We build it, deploy it, and set it up on your machine. You tell us about your business, and the agent handles the rest. If something needs changing, just tell us and we adjust it.
ChatGPT forgets you exist the second you close the tab. Your agent remembers your business, runs on your machine, posts while you sleep, and answers messages when you're busy. ChatGPT is a tool. This is an employee that never calls in sick.
Your bot uses an AI model (the "brain"), and you pay the AI provider directly. We don't mark it up. The honest floor for a bot that actually works is the Worker Brain ($50–100/mo), free open-source brains are fine for tire-kicking but they break under real customer work. Most businesses run the Pro Brain ($100–200/mo), which is what we run our own bots on. Genius Brain ($200–400/mo) is for high-stakes reasoning. See the brain tiers in the pricing section for the full breakdown.
If you have no idea, pick the Pro Brain. It's smart enough for anything, knows when to think hard and when to move fast (so it doesn't burn money on easy stuff), and it's exactly what we run our own bots on. Most small businesses land around $100–150/mo. We tune it to your workflow during setup and re-tune any time you ask.
Tell us. We adjust it. Every agent comes with a tuning period, you tell us what's working and what's not, and we dial it in. It's your agent, your rules.
Cancel anytime. No contracts, no guilt trips, no hidden fees. The agent lives on your machine, it's yours. You just won't have hosting and support anymore. But honestly? Nobody's cancelled yet.
Stop doing everything yourself. Let your AI handle the repetitive stuff while you run the business.
Drop your details + what's on your mind, WallE will personally call or email you back.